-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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My pet rock died.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Hi

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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No.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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BOOBALANBOO

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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