- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Women's rights

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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