- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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