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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Dogs in my home.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Nicolas Cage

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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