- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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