After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Ron Paul for President!

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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