why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Yes.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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