roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +44

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Knock knock. Is someone there?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down +40

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

thumb_up thumb_down +38

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops