- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

I'm a raging homosexual.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Ron Paul for President!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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