Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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