- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What's the difference between a duck

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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