What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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knock knock ... no one was in

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Black people

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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