I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

I lost my tractor.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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