Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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