Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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