got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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lol

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Anti Joke

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