Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Racial Equality.

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Anti Joke

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