Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What did the cat say to another ? meow

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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