What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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agp

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Barack Obama.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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yeah..

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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