Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Anti Joke

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