What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Hello penis

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who drinks pee? katness

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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