What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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9/11

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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