Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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