Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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9/11

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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