How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hello penis

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Barack Obama.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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