Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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agp

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Hello penis

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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