What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

My children are huge mistakes.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

colby doesnt shave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

ecks! why zee?

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Knock knock. Is someone there?

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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