- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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