What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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