Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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hey

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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raping black women

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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