Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Yes.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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