whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Woman.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Woman rights.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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