- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Strawberries!

Spread the net.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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