- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the difference between a duck

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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