What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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