What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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