What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Butt Sex.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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hit the thumbs down button

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

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