- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock --Come in.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

thermodynamics?

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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