A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Yes.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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