- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Well educated black man.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Black History Month

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

obama

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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