- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Women.