- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Yes.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

hi

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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