the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Hello

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Twenty-Four

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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