How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: B: No pun intended.

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