How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Strawberries!

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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