Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

im black

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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