Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

skurfboards we love fat kids

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

I killed someone today. :D

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Anti Joke

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