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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Well educated black man.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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