Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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