Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Hi? No!!!!!

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

this girl died

i dont like attention whores lol

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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