- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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