What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Kelly Clarkson

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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