Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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lol

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modern love

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Needless to say,

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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woman's rights

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What are we then hypocrites?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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