Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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