No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Your social life

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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