- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Land Rovers

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

modern love

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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