- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Woman rights.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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