- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

knock, knock come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

No.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I was born.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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