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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

knock knock come in

brandon ya twwat

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

hey bill!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Samantha

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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