Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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