What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Penisland

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Roey Jegen

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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