What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Women Driving.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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