ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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You have cancer

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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