Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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My pet rock died.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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