Your time.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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An atheist walks into a church

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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