What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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so dont touch it.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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lol a man is drowning

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Minecraft.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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